Back in the day, when we still played in the basement of a friend’s house we kept a list of memorable quotes. One of my favorites is the following dialogue during a Vampire – The Masquerade game. The players actually were pretty amateurish vampire hunters that just had overpowered their first vampire.
Storyteller: You have successfully overpowered the vampire. What do you do now?
Player: I douse him with holy water!
Other player: What happens?
Storyteller: He gets wet.
In another case I actually made the mistake to say: “The GM would never do this to us!” which definitely makes #1 in my list of famous last words.
So what are your favorite quotes, funny anecdotes and famous last words from your campaigns?