Ask The Readers: Share your favorite roleplaying quotes with us!

Back in the day, when we still played in the basement of a friend’s house we kept a list of memorable quotes. One of my favorites is the following dialogue during a Vampire – The Masquerade game. The players actually were pretty amateurish vampire hunters that just had overpowered their first vampire.

Storyteller: You have successfully overpowered the vampire. What do you do now?

Player: I douse him with holy water!

Other player: What happens?

Storyteller: He gets wet.

In another case I actually made the mistake to say: “The GM would never do this to us!” which definitely makes #1 in my list of famous last words.

So what are your favorite quotes, funny anecdotes and famous last words from your campaigns?